What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[Sarky B’stard]

The banks should still take them. Your employer’s problem to pay in, not yours!

 

[chas]

Deciding to take the bike to work this morning and finding there's not enough juice in the battery to spin it. On fast charge and fingers crossed.

 

[chas]

Idling up now thank fuck.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Well if you had decided last night you could have save yourself a squeaky bum

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

BOLLOX
BOLLOX...IM WAITING FOR THE RAC...

 

[Bad Billy]

BOLLOXView attachment 5008
BOLLOX...IM WAITING FOR THE RAC...

Oh noooo!

WTF Duck, what is wrong with the Jaaaaaaag?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Concentrate on the positives. There are worse views to be had.....

Good luck on a cheap and inexpensive fix. Hopefully just a niggle as part of the ownership learning curve

 

[chas]

BOLLOXView attachment 5008
BOLLOX...IM WAITING FOR THE RAC...

Fingers crossed it's an economic fix mate.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Oh noooo!

WTF Duck, what is wrong with the Jaaaaaaag?

I was tootling along when I got a bit of a shudder like a bit of crud passing through the injectors..No drama there I thought as I've added a cleaner to the fuel so it must be doing its job...Loads of smoke out the back end as I floored it to help clear it and the motor went into limp mode..Thought fuck this be sensible for once and pull over and call the RAC.After all I paid for it...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Some horny looking sheep in the field next to me..
I feel very vulnerable

 

[Public Enemy]

Some horny looking sheep in the field next to me..
I feel very vulnerable

Not as vulnerable as the sheep are feeling!

 

[Steve 998cc]

Hope it's a cheap fix keep us up to date good luck

 

[Bad Billy]

Not as vulnerable as the sheep are feeling!

Tie one to a post & call it a leisure center!

 

[Don the Don]

Blimey @BAD LUCK DUCK your name sums you up you must have pissed some one off big time in a past life and are paying for it now, I hope it all works out quick and cheaply for you mate,

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Hopefully just a sensor packed up.

 

[Bad Billy]

Have the AA shown up yet Duck?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Turned out it just needed a computer reset and I need to drain some oil out as whoever serviced it last as put too much in...Also said it was an excellent motor..He was impressed and I was happy to be on my way...

 

[chas]

Turned out it just needed a computer reset and I need to drain some oil out as whoever serviced it last as put too much in...Also said it was an excellent motor..He was impressed and I was happy to be on my way...View attachment 5012View attachment 5010

Excellent result mate, pleased for you

 

[Bad Billy]

Turned out it just needed a computer reset and I need to drain some oil out as whoever serviced it last as put too much in...Also said it was an excellent motor..He was impressed and I was happy to be on my way...View attachment 5012View attachment 5010

Phew! what a relief that must have been Duck?
Glad it was sorted without drama or GBH of the wallet mate.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Result!