Don the Don
Legendary Knight
You know it's cold outside when you Trip over dog shit rather than stand on it
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Ive met this girl and at the weekend took her home to meet my mam.
She whispered to me, "Where the hell did you get her from, son?! She's cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she's got no teeth!"
I replied, "There's no need to whisper, Mam She's deaf as well."
She whispered to me, "Where the hell did you get her from, son?! She's cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she's got no teeth!"
I replied, "There's no need to whisper, Mam She's deaf as well."
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Did you hear about the bloke who was scared of Muslims in prison?
He's a slammer phobic.
He's a slammer phobic.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
I confused my Scottish GP today.
By telling him I had knee problems.
By telling him I had knee problems.
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
One day, two priests are traveling by car when they are stopped by a police officer.
The officer approaches the priests' car and says to the driver, "I'm sorry for stopping you, fathers, but we're looking for some child molesters."
The two priests look at each other for a few moments, then turn to the officer and say, "Okay, officer, we'll do it."
The officer approaches the priests' car and says to the driver, "I'm sorry for stopping you, fathers, but we're looking for some child molesters."
The two priests look at each other for a few moments, then turn to the officer and say, "Okay, officer, we'll do it."
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Two nuns were driving down the road when a vampire jumped across the windscreen. The nun who was driving said to her passenger “quick, show him your cross”
The other nun wound down her window, leaned out and shouted “GET OFF THE FÜCKING CAR”
The other nun wound down her window, leaned out and shouted “GET OFF THE FÜCKING CAR”
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
I really must throw them old joke books out,Ancient, but still funny.
Not unlike yourself Don!