You worry too much.You ain't sharing a room with me now without me bringing some protection...
I ain't talking condoms either before you get your hopes up
I'm sure Scrappy will use some form of lube
What have you done to your bike today....
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I'm sure Scrappy will use some form of lube
Sarky B’stard
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It will be registered as a Covid death despite being natural causes in that line of work.Talkin of the bastard who nicked mi bike, a couple o years ago. Ar lass sent me an email a couple o weeks ago, titled "thought you might like this", wi an article from t'local paper in it. The twat who nicked mi bike had been stabbed int throat and died. Evidently he tried breaking into someones house to nick his cannabis plants. Shame that. Made my day.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
And me.I think it’s fair to say that’s how all of us like to approach riding
Bikers who ride like cunts tend not to become old bikers that drive like cunts
And this forum is full of old bikers
Doc Strange
Legendary Knight
Sounds like you need a trackbike.
I ride like many to push my knowledge to learn more and read the roads better so I can increase speed safety. The acceleration, the twisties etc make me smile
Getting home safety is just as important as getting out on the bike.
And to do something like IAM or ROSPA, or even 1:1 input if group stuff doesn't appeal.
DS
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MartytheMartian
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Case in point. Today I was driving down to Dunoon to take my missus to see her dentist. I crested a rise as a bike was just finishing overtaking a box van. Very shortly after that another bike popped out from behind the box van (think it was one of the Kwackasaki Versus jobbies) fully commited to overtaking with no going back. I had to slam on the anchors and he scraped between me and the van. If I hadn't been on the ball and braked hard he would have been toast as I am guessing that, in a showdown between a Renault Kadjar and a Kwakasacki at a combined collision speed of around 120mph+ there would be no contest. Riding in packs or even pairs can make people feel they have to take stupid risks in order to avoid being left behind and the inevitable slagging.
T
The Departed
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Guy in the bed opposite me, another biker. Crookled walking in the woods two weeks ago, broke his femur in half, now needs a new hip.
Opposite to the left, the guy was racing on track Saturday, a low slide and slid into the raised rumble strips, tore his right knee in half.
If your cards marked you going down.
Opposite to the left, the guy was racing on track Saturday, a low slide and slid into the raised rumble strips, tore his right knee in half.
If your cards marked you going down.
Steve 998cc
Legendary Knight
Broke my right femer in 3 places into the knee acting the cock ice skating when I was 17 . I was a good skater and used to speed skate in races till I broke my leg spraying ice up one of the dancers skirts when they are bent over tying there skate laces it just has to be done. Yes still a dick head at 65
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Don't be jealous...
You had your chance and blew it with @Scrappy
Our relationship is purely platonic
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
of course
No such thing as a queer duck..That's pure communist propaganda designed to assassinate my good character
No such thing as a queer duck..That's pure communist propaganda designed to assassinate my good character
your TV show from 2000 suggests otherwise
In 2000 he was confused & still finding his webbed feet.
Since then he's found that he's most comfortable identifying as a gun obsessed, misogynist, patriot with questionable views on multiculturalism. Who pretends to be homophobic to get cheap laughs.
Bless him
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Just don't let him show you his bulging Quackasacky
BAD LUCK DUCK
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BAD LUCK DUCK
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They ain't nothing wrong with cheap laughs fart jokes and piss taking in general...In 2000 he was confused & still finding his webbed feet.
Since then he's found that he's most comfortable identifying as a gun obsessed, misogynist, patriot with questionable views on multiculturalism. Who pretends to be homophobic to get cheap laughs.
Bless him
It's kind of a dying tradition that I intend to keep alive as long as I draw breath
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Just a wee pootle out and bumble around my local area today. Don't Bonnie's look good in the sun!
Dop
Dop
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Yep, the Bonneville looks great Marty
, and the background is pretty impressive too.
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
1st MoT today. Passed. A bit of waste of time. Cost me 1/3rd of a new front tyre which will soon be needed.
Made a start on pulling the lad's CG125 apart today. Was going to service the forks, but when I got them off the bike they are goosed. Heavy pitting on the chrome, seals in bits, almost no oil in there, And to top it off, they ain't straight.
Found a set of new old stock black forks with gaiters for 65 quid delivered so ordered those.
Tank off, needs a dent knocking out and a respray. Taking that to a local guy as I know I'd balls it up.
That was enough for one afternoon. Even the dog was fed up!
Found a set of new old stock black forks with gaiters for 65 quid delivered so ordered those.
Tank off, needs a dent knocking out and a respray. Taking that to a local guy as I know I'd balls it up.
That was enough for one afternoon. Even the dog was fed up!