BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I don't think the little fella as tattoos but you would like him..
What have you done to your bike today....
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BAD LUCK DUCK
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I did say something along them lines..Fortunately I had a duck Militia training camp nearby so back up was on hand if neededView attachment 8577
Bang out of order!
I hope you told the cheeky b@stards that you have a CSE in metalwork
T
The Departed
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I don't think the little fella as tattoos but you would like him..
She's cute, needs more tattoos - is this the bird you left your wife for
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Legendary Knight
Nosey little bugger aint yahShe's cute, needs more tattoos - is this the bird you left your wife for
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
In a pervy kind of way
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
The wife left me over two years ago..I just been hanging around like a bad smell since then until I got my head out my arse...She's cute, needs more tattoos - is this the bird you left your wife for
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Glorious run into Dumfries & Galloway via Scotland’s highest village into the River Nith valley and back via one of the best serpentine roads in the UK 
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Glorious run into Dumfries & Galloway via Scotland’s highest village into the River Nith valley and back via one of the best serpentine roads in the UK
Nice scenery... apart from WTF is that wrapped around the lamp posts?
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
If you click on the photo and zoom in you will see it's razorwire. I guess folks must have been climbing it for some reason. The other lampposts have it on them too when you zoom in.
It's Jockistan Scrappy. They need to get their kicks wherever they can. If climbing lamp posts keeps them occupied & reduces the amount of inbreeding? Then it can't be a bad thing mate.Nice scenery... apart from WTF is that wrapped around the lamp posts?
The razor wire will be there to eliminate the exceptional stupid ones from the communal gene pool
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Thats what I thought... a bit extreme! - Is it incase you jocks coming out of the pub pissed and start tossing, mistaking a lamp post for a kyber?
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
maybe to help deter the locals from using them as gallows, the suicide rate amongsed the young in some villages is quite high, whenever I see the rescue helicopter hovering near me we Know someone is in trouble had a young lad commit suicite a few months ago drugged up he was
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The Departed
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It's to do with a recent spate of drunken jocks kicking off. Apparently someone was banging on the door screaming "let me in let me in, I know your home the lights on"..
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Gave it away?!?!?!?Just gave my triumph away..Bye bye my old mucker we had some great times and crashes together...Rock on bike..
After all the cash you threw at it for new parts
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Had to go...someone is interested in it as possibly a project..If it ain't suitable I told them to take it to the breakers yard..if they get a few quid for it good luck to them...Gave it away?!?!?!?
After all the cash you threw at it for new parts
My life as never been about making loads of money..just enough for a roof over my head and a bit of food on a plate and that's all I really ever hope for in life..The rest is a bonus if it happens...
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I give loads away...I just gave away two playstations and a shit load of games to a guy that collects gaming stuff and memorabilia..It made him happy so it's a good thing..Gave it away?!?!?!?
After all the cash you threw at it for new parts
Are you secretly an eccentric millionaire?I give loads away...I just gave away two playstations and a shit load of games to a guy that collects gaming stuff and memorabilia..It made him happy so it's a good thing..
I sight the £10 tip to our waitress last Tuesday as possible evidence of Ducks true wealth!
Even if it was obvious that he was hoping to find a fiver in his wallet, not teners only
