smib
Legendary Knight
Only on an Italian bike?
What have you done to your bike today....
- Thread starter BAD LUCK DUCK
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If they look pink & you take the pi$$? I'll have a total meltdown/sense of humour failure & ban you, simples!
It's what I was taught during my moderator apprenticeship
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Pink is for poof's
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Pink is for real men! Eddie Cochran - Pink Pegged Slacks!
I think we should take back pink. Historically pink was a masculine colour and it was Pink for boys and powder blue for girls. Pink, particularly the 'shocking' variety was considered too bright and aggressive for girls until the twentieth century when it switched around although the Rock'n'Roll/Rockabilly world did make a statement by having bright pink trousers and teddy boy suits.
I think we should take back pink. Historically pink was a masculine colour and it was Pink for boys and powder blue for girls. Pink, particularly the 'shocking' variety was considered too bright and aggressive for girls until the twentieth century when it switched around although the Rock'n'Roll/Rockabilly world did make a statement by having bright pink trousers and teddy boy suits.
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Oooh yee..let's all get electric bikes...
Yee yee look at me ...I'm so gay and very happee...
Yee yee look at me ...I'm so gay and very happee...
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I come across a machine gun with a placard under it saying fagot blaster...I wish I saved it now 
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
Fook sake Marty I swear you need some therapy some times
smib
Legendary Knight
What The F***
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Once upon a time woolly woofters in pink ruled the world and fucked it up..
So all the real men got together killed everyone and said only girls are allowed to wear pink and only them sexy little pink ankle socks...
And all was well with the world...
Until recently with introduction of hippies and electric bikes. ...to be continued
So all the real men got together killed everyone and said only girls are allowed to wear pink and only them sexy little pink ankle socks...
And all was well with the world...
Until recently with introduction of hippies and electric bikes. ...to be continued
smib
Legendary Knight
Better not show you the pink bike then?I come across a machine gun with a placard under it saying fagot blaster...I wish I saved it now
I'm soooooo tempted to edit that so it reads...I come across a machine gun with a placard under it saying fagot blaster...I wish I saved it now
"I come across a faggot blaster... I wish I was still in touch with him"
smib
Legendary Knight
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
I've heard tell that the girls all love a big pink crotch rocket! Especially in conjunction with a purple helmet.
As for electric bikes they can be shoved where the sun don't shine. If it ain't roaring like a lion it ain't a bike!
As for electric bikes they can be shoved where the sun don't shine. If it ain't roaring like a lion it ain't a bike!
smib
Legendary Knight
I entirely agree........
But
If you are into cycling / mountain biking (I am), then pedal assisted bikes are great.
Realistic 30 mph speeds, no helmet (unless you are a pussy Libtard snowflake) no insurance required (again unless you are a pussy Libtard snowflake). I build my own so no speed limitation! (sorry Libtard snowflakes).
Only my opinion! Others are available..... and am sure will follow!
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Afraid I don't do cycling even with 'assist'. I did do a spot of it many years ago simply as part of a fitness regime but, otherwise I can't get into the sport.
smib
Legendary Knight
Yep, each to their own mate!
I feel the same about runners and running...... Whats the point.
Each to their own.
Getting back on track.
Think about it as well, how boring it would be if we all rode the same motorcycles.
Right after all that exercise, I'm off to drink some Rum
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
I rode a bicycle once...I nicked it to get away from the police...I did return it though cos I'm honest like that and got arrested and fined £100 for my trouble...
Honesty doesn't pay...
Honesty doesn't pay...
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BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
@smib
Mate I wasn't having a pop at you about you being a cockroach of the road...
I just hate electric bikes of any description..Actually I probably dislike most bicycles..
I've never understood why someone gets a bike to get fit and save the environment but then can't be arsed to pedal it so puts an electric motor on it with a battery that destroys massive areas of the environment and all you can do with the battery at the end of its life is throw it on the tip...
I mean having an electric bike is hardly gonna get anyone a blow job off Greta Thornberg and let's face it would you really want one...
Mate I wasn't having a pop at you about you being a cockroach of the road...
I just hate electric bikes of any description..Actually I probably dislike most bicycles..
I've never understood why someone gets a bike to get fit and save the environment but then can't be arsed to pedal it so puts an electric motor on it with a battery that destroys massive areas of the environment and all you can do with the battery at the end of its life is throw it on the tip...
I mean having an electric bike is hardly gonna get anyone a blow job off Greta Thornberg and let's face it would you really want one...
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smib
Legendary Knight
You're missing the point (fun?) BLD.
Big fuck off illegal electric motor, oversized high amp battery and programmable
(tinkerers dream) maxed out controller = FUN not fitnessTBH who in the modern world really cares about the environment, we are all guilty of flouting those rules ?
As you say.... Each to their own