What have you done to your bike today....

[Tallpaul]

View attachment 15360quick coffee and quack on...

Christ mate! Are you doing abortions now?

 

[Tallpaul]

Paid my bike insurance. Same broker, £5 less than last year.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I'm now currently on jamesons whiskey coffee to calm my temper and about to see if my special job specific tools fix my fairing on my bike...
They bloody well better is all I can say

 

[Doc Strange]

I'm now currently on jamesons whiskey coffee to calm my temper and about to see if my special job specific tools fix my fairing on my bike...
They bloody well better is all I can say

Generally @BAD LUCK DUCK , I find spannering goes better when calm and sober

DS

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Christ mate! Are you doing abortions now?

Now that's an idea to earn a couple of extra quid on the side..
I'm sure I saw a documentary on how to do that a long time ago..10 Rillington place I think it was called..

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I've come inside to warm up a bit as everything is going a bit pear and the cold and damp is making my leg ache and I'm getting a bit tetchy..I can't get the bloody indicator to fit on..
I'm thinking washing up liquid to try and slip it in or blow torch is becoming a more tempting option...

 

[Doc Strange]

Now that's an idea to earn a couple of extra quid on the side..

Remember, coat hanger, not angle grinder!

DS

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Remember, coat hanger, not angle grinder!

DS

Talking of angle grinder solutions...
I'm currently trying to fit this indicator rubber grommets malarkey into that hole on the fairing..now I'm not exactly known for my patience and finesse...why won't it fit and should I make the hole bigger or just strip the versys naked with the angle grinder and weld my ammo boxes onto it..

 

[MICK 56]

Talking of angle grinder solutions...
I'm currently trying to fit this indicator rubber grommets malarkey into that hole on the fairing..now I'm not exactly known for my patience and finesse...why won't it fit and should I make the hole bigger or just strip the versys naked with the angle grinder and weld my ammo boxes onto it..

Put some Swarfega in the hole. The grommet should go in easier.

 

[Foxy]

Use some o that lube that mi doctor used t'other day, when doing my prostate exam. That worked pretty well..........

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

OK so a plate as now fallen out the indicator which as got to go back in before I try heating the rubber up with a heat gun as no amount of grease is having any effect..
I'm getting very short tempered as I've basically wasted my entire day and a days fucking wages I could have earned on fuck all...
I can see how one thing after another eventually becomes too much and people eventually snap and kill every fucker that stands before them...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Put some Swarfega in the hole. The grommet should go in easier.

I tried all sorts..I'm gonna try heat gun to make it more pliable...
Plus a glass of Bushmills 10yr old whiskey

 

[chas]

Plus a glass of Bushmills 10yr old whiskey

At least you've had one good idea today

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Right that's it...
Some Chinese twat in Beijing is laughing at me Right now knowing he made this over priced piece of shit made in China piece of plastic...

Fuck Russia...

Let's nuke Beijing unless they meet our demands and put a you tube video online showing an easy way to fit this indicator..Also they need to boost my Internet data signal thing or I can't watch it unless I sit on the roof..

Nuke Beijing I say...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

@Don the Don Mate I need you to use your contacts at bomber command and launch all our bombers and place them in holding positions to attack China

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

@Big Sandy and @MartytheMartian

Contact our submarine fleet and tell them to hold at launch depth...let's have these rinky dink chink bastards if they don't sort my indicator and fairing out...

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

And can someone lend me an attack helicopter...preferably with all its shit Chinese fairing and indicators all fitted and in place...Fucking cheap bastard Chinese plastic shit...

 

[Don the Don]

@Don the Don Mate I need you to use your contacts at bomber command and launch all our bombers and place them in holding positions to attack China

"Bomber Command" not been called that since 68, it was then Strike Command now One Group, Someones pissed you off I take it @BAD LUCK DUCK

 

[MICK 56]

I tried all sorts..I'm gonna try heat gun to make it more pliable...
Plus a glass of Bushmills 10yr old whiskey

Allways best to lubricate both parts

 

[Big Sandy]

I'd be tempted to cut it down to fit in the hole, then put a big washer on the inside to hold it in place, maybes?

More than one way to strangle a neighbour/skin a cat/rabbit.