What have you done to your bike today....

[Sarky B’stard]

Help is at hand.

That's just typical of the man. Generous to a fault with his caring advice. Allow me to reciprocate:

Chew before swallowing. Extra teeth supplied.

 

[chas]

That's just typical of the man. Generous to a fault with his caring advice. Allow me to reciprocate:

View attachment 15643Chew before swallowing. Extra teeth supplied.

You can spare them?
Your bedside table does need tidying though. I'd advise putting the hearing aid in a box.
Better still, wearing it occasionally.

 

[Sarky B’stard]

You can spare them?
Your bedside table does need tidying though. I'd advise putting the hearing aid in a box.
Better still, wearing it occasionally.

Kind of spoiled the surprise. I didn't realise how much was in view. There's a Red Cross parcel already winging its way to you with everything shown. Threw in some incontinence pants to keep everything snug in the box.

I know, I know. But generosity is always my first mistake.

 

[chas]

Kind of spoiled the surprise. I didn't realise how much was in view. There's a Red Cross parcel already winging its way to you with everything shown. Threw in some incontinence pants to keep everything snug in the box.

I know, I know. But generosity is always my first mistake.

You shouldn't have panic bought and overstocked in the first place but thank you for your surplus.
I've sent a scruffy oik up to you with an assortment of filing cabinets and quality street tins to help with your storage problems.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

@Sarky B’stard @chas
You two should have your own show like morecambe and wise or the two Ronnie's

 

[MartytheMartian]

I reckon they're more Waldorf and Statler

 

[Old Nick]

I suspect more like these two

 

[half ton]

Nah ..more like Hinge and Brackett

 

[Sarky B’stard]

You shouldn't have panic bought and overstocked in the first place but thank you for your surplus.
I've sent a scruffy oik up to you with an assortment of filing cabinets and quality street tins to help with your storage problems.

No panic, just sensible precautions. You never know when there is going to be a run on them. Anyway. they seemed to launder quite well and I replaced them in their original packaging.

Who are these interlopers butting into our chats?

 

[Sarky B’stard]

BTW that oik hasn't appeared yet.

 

[chas]

Who are these interlopers butting into our chats?

I can't hear anything. Mind you, your hearing aid hasn't arrived yet. Did you send batteries as well?

BTW that oik hasn't appeared yet.

He's at the chiropodists today getting his hobbit feet sorted. He'll be along once the chip fat he asked me for turns up.

 

[DD67]

I reckon they're more Waldorf and Statler

I was thinking more along the lines of Dumb & Dumber...

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Just clocked him. He's fruitlessly chasing sheep over the road shouting something like, "What's up? The girls in Wales couldn't get enough of me!"

 

[DD67]

@Sarky B’stard @chas
You two should have your own show like morecambe and wise or the two Ronnie's

They should definitely be on the stage...







Sweeping it!

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Well compared with you we'd certainly clean up!

 

[chas]

They should definitely be on the stage...

Sweeping it!

We always tidy up after a performance.....

 

[Sarky B’stard]

Not a grain left onstage. Every last one kicked into the auditorium.

We need a new Betty. Or, in your case, a Frank.

 

[MICK60]

Just about to order 2 headlights and fixing brackets. And some rear brake bits https://cart.payments.ebay.co.uk/

 

[Doc Strange]

Had a lovely couple of hours out yesterday as it was POETS day

And up and out early today on the GS to collect a Blood Bike as doing a shift today.

Have abandoned long johns - a significant breakthrough!

DS

 

[Don the Don]

Today I managed to do some minor jobs on the Bonnie ready for when I can get to ride it, I hope it wont be that long or I will be rigging up a suicide gearchange on the ruddy thing in order to ride it