Foxy
Legendary Knight
Lenny Mclean? I was thinkin more along these lines..................
What have you done to your bike today....
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Lenny Mclean? I was thinkin more along these lines..................
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
Another run up to London in the glorious sunshine third time this week
Although only 450 miles, it’s 13 hours in the saddle and my arse feels like I’ve been arse raped at a gay orgy
Judging by the aches I’m suffering today I have mysteriously overnight become an old cunt
Although only 450 miles, it’s 13 hours in the saddle and my arse feels like I’ve been arse raped at a gay orgy
Judging by the aches I’m suffering today I have mysteriously overnight become an old cunt
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Jeez, I'm going to complain to Nicola Sturgeon, it appears that, because you English are big bad and nasty you are keeping all the good weather for yourselves and not sharing it with us poor Scots slaves. Wet and miserable again today. Not Fair!
half ton
Legendary Knight
Not to worry...when the dwarf takes you into Europe, you will be allowed Weather from the Med......It'll cost you mind
26°c here today & 31°c tomorrow
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Oh it's warm enough here but it's like Burma in the rainy season. Clammy and orrible.
smib
Legendary Knight
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
"Oi" @MartytheMartian please cheer up your Black cloud is spreading over scotland..........oh thank feck the suns back out
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Christ what is it about Argyll? The rain has rarely stopped here and even when it has there has been a fine mist in the air that soaks you to the skin. I want nothing more than this feckin' black cloud to bugger off, I wanna burn some rubber!
At the risk of sounding like a certain Martian forum member.
I'm not looking forward to 31°c tomorrow. That's waaaaay too hot
smib
Legendary Knight
Copious amounts of chilled beer is the answer to hot weather.... Cheers!At the risk of sounding like a certain Martian forum member.
I'm not looking forward to 31°c tomorrow. That's waaaaay too hot
Spookily enough...
That's exactly how I dealt with today
Cold beer & ripping the pi$$ out of several sanctimonious c#nts on the interweb
I've had less entertaining days mate
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
Nope, it's been pretty pleasant in the Borders. The problem is the oil slick drifting NE up the Irish Sea and clipping Campbell country. Stranraer? Not too bad. Campbeltow? Sh*t
Mind you, Nickler's constituency of Glasgow Southside (which she studiously avoids) is getting a good rinse tonight. She'll be dry (
) in Embra or Bridge of Allan.
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
And a nice sea breeze
smib
Legendary Knight
Just sitting on the beach at Crackington Haven. Pint in hand. Pub 20 yards behind for the refills.And a nice sea breeze
And the obligatory sea breeze..... Crackin'
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That's all well & good but obviously you miss London.
Have you been trying to persuade the local council to introduce a ULEZ zone. And create a no go ghetto on the east side of town. Before electing a muslim mayor & a labour council
smib
Legendary Knight
Yeah right.... Why do you think I left the London suburbs.....That's all well & good but obviously you miss London.
Have you been trying to persuade the local council to introduce a ULEZ zone. And create a no go ghetto on the east side of town. Before electing a muslim mayor & a labour council
To get away from the multi ethnic woky leftie snowflake gender bender shit hole they call London.
The outlook in every way is totally different down here.
Thats why it's called "the wild WEST"
smib
Legendary Knight
Forget to mention the Labour Mayor! Feckin Genghis Kahn, what a total twonk!
Pretty much pricing the working man out of car ownership.
Probably prefer Camel ownership.....and camel sha**ing