What have you done to your bike today....

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Some of you may have noticed I have bought a new bike..
Some geezer with a dag approached me down a dark alley and went pssst at me...Total coincidence that @DD67 as misplaced his bike today...
I blame @Public Enemy as he as become a bad influence on me recently..I'm not even going to mention the close call with pink gin incident

 

[Don the Don]

Bloody nice one @BAD LUCK DUCK Happy for you mate you have got a minter there pal, top bikes

 

[Don the Don]

Now put that ruddy angle grinder somewhere out of reach, and never the two shall meet [for now]

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I have to say it is a superb bike..Rides like a dream..Got lots of power both top and bottom end and so smooth and comfortable I could easily have banged a couple of hundred miles or more on it in one go..First time I have ever got off a motorbike without a grunt or groan from aching bones...Pissed it down a lot and to be fair it didn't bother the bike in the slightest..she just cut through the elements like a hot knife through butter..she just glides along..I've never known anything like it..I've named her "Stacy" and I reckon we're going to get on fine.

 

[DD67]

I will say this..If your bike was anything like this bike @DD67 then whoever bought it as got one hell of a bike...

Cheers Duck
I'm genuinely chuffed that you like the bike.
It needed to go to someone that would actually use it. It's spent far too long sat in my garage.
I look forward to reading about your adventures on it

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Now put that ruddy angle grinder somewhere out of reach, and never the two shall meet [for now]

You lot ain't got no faith in me

 

[Don the Don]

So what happened to the crash bars from the bike?

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

So what happened to the crash bars from the bike?

I may have crashed them without realising

 

[DD67]

So what happened to the crash bars from the bike?

I purchased them hoping they'd sit in line with, or slightly proud of the crash bungs.
But when I offered them up to the bike. They sat inboard of the crash bungs.
So they'd have been little more than an expensive decoration Don.
The only remaining reason to have kept them was to attach spotlights. So I returned them & got a refund.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I wanna save up a few quid now and do the NC500 in July if I can..hoping to find a few campsites..got my one man tent jet boil and roll mat sorted..could do with one of them really condensed sleeping bags though..

 

[Public Enemy]

So what happened to the crash bars from the bike?

And Duck couldn't possibly be seen with those awful pink crash bars on his bike!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

And Duck couldn't possibly be seen with those awful pink crash bars on his bike!

I don't do pink

 

[Don the Don]

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[Public Enemy]

For goodness sake, don't give him ideas @Don the Don. There is absolutely no mention of angle grinders in that manual!!

 

[DD67]

I don't do pink

I can confirm that.
You lot should have seen Ducks face & his reaction. When he thought he was getting a cuppa in this ...

I have to confess Duck.
It was a deliberate set up. I planned to snap a photo of you holding it

 

[Public Enemy]

Some of you may have noticed I have bought a new bike..
Some geezer with a dag approached me down a dark alley and went pssst at me...Total coincidence that @DD67 as misplaced his bike today...
I blame @Public Enemy as he as become a bad influence on me recently..I'm not even going to mention the close call with pink gin incident

Pink gin? Damned poofters drink if you ask me.
Here's one I prepared earlier!

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

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Will this tell me what the three circles are that appear on the instrument panel every now and then.. unless @DD67 knows???

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I can confirm that.
You lot should have seen Ducks face & his reaction. When he thought he was getting a cuppa in this ...
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I have to confess Duck.
It was a deliberate set up. I planned to snap a photo of you holding it

It was never going to happen..
Over my dead body and I would have chopped my own hands off first

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Pink gin? Damned poofters drink if you ask me.
Here's one I prepared earlier!
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Nooooo

We're gonna have to get a few bottles of Doombar down your neck and man you up a bit..

 

[DD67]

Will this tell me what the three circles are that appear on the instrument panel every now and then.. unless @DD67 knows???

That is the economical riding indicator Duck.
It turns on when the rider is in gay/eco warrior/Greta Thunberg mode & riding for optimum fuel efficiency
The eco warrior Indicator appears when you're getting the best fuel consumption.
BTW...I never saw it