What have you done to your bike today....
- Thread starter BAD LUCK DUCK
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Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
That was seriously indiscreet....... 
or, as Shakespeare would say, effing stupid! Brave but stupid!!!
or, as Shakespeare would say, effing stupid! Brave but stupid!!!
Glyn
Legendary Knight
Heroi
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Discretion and modesty are two of my finer virtues...
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Today's cars are for girls...Fuck that for a game of soldiers Duck. Done that when I was younger, had to roll into a wall to stop as my hands had locked up.
I'll tell you now you don't get a medal for that shit, just arthritis
Buy a fucking car you prick.
I've never seen so many cars that have no character at all and all look like hairdressers cars...
If/when that kicks them off taking the pi$$ out of MX-5's again.
You're a dead Duck!!!
chas
Legendary Knight
But you're broke like me. So there's plenty of stoopid cars around for not much dollar.
And you dont give a shit if they get dinked.
One of my best cheapies was a non turbo (sdi) polo diesel. Loyal donkey go anywhere car, Had a radio, a heater and started on the button. Stood me in £350.
My current motor is a 3.2 merc that cost £670. Bags of character and fun to drive.
Flynnt20
Legendary Knight
My sisters got one of themIf/when that kicks them off taking the pi$$ out of MX-5's again.
You're a dead Duck!!!
Go on then, as it's you I'll play along & ask...My sisters got one of them
Is she a hairdresser by any chance?
Sarky B’stard
Legendary Knight
I had a £50 mini clubman that doubled in value whenever I filled it up. Commuted in it for 18 months and sold it for £75 having fitted 2 new tyres to get it through a very dodgy MoT. Some serious value in old bangers. Cue: derailment......
Flynnt20
Legendary Knight
Good god no , ................................................................... She does nails !!!!Go on then, as it's you I'll play along & ask...
Is she a hairdresser by any chance?
Flynnt20
Legendary Knight
£50 for an old banger ? sounds reasonable , you dont happen to have a phone number by any chance ?
Ah yes!
But that's a MK2 (an NB model to those of us hairdressers in the know)
The MK2 is a bit gay. Unlike the INCREDIBLY masculine MK3
BTW...
How's project "beefy wellies" going?
You said something about fitting reinforced straps on the front. For the ones that struggle
Flynnt20
Legendary Knight
cracked it and saved meself a feckin fortune , scrapped the wellies and just taped some velcro to me legs , its like hydraulic docking on the apollo spacecrafts !!Ah yes!
But that's a MK2 (an NB model to those of us hairdressers in the know)
The MK2 is a bit gay. Unlike the INCREDIBLY masculine MK3
BTW...
How's project "beefy wellies" going?
You said something about fitting reinforced straps on the front. For the ones that struggle
Laugh Out Loud Funny!
