Doc Strange
Legendary Knight
Our new 'Deaf Cunts 'R' Us' kitchen timer (see 'what frivolous things' thread) arrived today.
And I still can't hear it without me hearing aids in!
DS
And I still can't hear it without me hearing aids in!
DS
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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chas
Legendary Knight
Have a look in the kitchen mate, i think your dinner is burning
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Can you not get a timer that flashes instead? Or use yer mobile and set it to vibrate.
Just reminded me of something my old mum said years ago - "Why don't they make phones for deaf people that flash when someone phones them?"
Just reminded me of something my old mum said years ago - "Why don't they make phones for deaf people that flash when someone phones them?"
Doc Strange
Legendary Knight
Can you not get a timer that flashes instead? Or use yer mobile and set it to vibrate.
Just reminded me of something my old mum said years ago - "Why don't they make phones for deaf people that flash when someone phones them?"
They do, but both those suggestions rely on line of sight.
If you're focussing on something else, you won't notice.
But thank you for making constructive suggestions - not like the rest of 'em.
Come in 'ere for a bit of sympathy and understanding, and what happens - mocking the disabled!!!
DS
Sarky B’stard
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The question is….. how much?
chas
Legendary Knight
I can, because I've got a hearing aid.
In a box, don't bother with it.
Got prescribed cos I've chronic tinnitus and one ear has got bugger all response in higher registers.
Iwould give it another go but I can't remember which side is duff
Doc Strange
Legendary Knight
Yep, higher registers for me too - blokes usually OK, woman who smoke OK, but younger lasses not.
Miss bird song.
And yep, you can mock - in fact I doubt anyone on here doesn't have an affliction or two - not all physical!
DS
Miss bird song.
And yep, you can mock - in fact I doubt anyone on here doesn't have an affliction or two - not all physical!
DS
chas
Legendary Knight
You don't want the listAnd yep, you can mock - in fact I doubt anyone on here doesn't have an affliction or two - not all physical!
DS
PARDON?
WHAT?
chas
Legendary Knight
Twenty past eight mate....Yeah ok, it's fecking childish but I never get the opportunity to return that favour!
What did you say?
Doc Strange
Legendary Knight
chas
Legendary Knight
Thursday.
Yes, I'll just have a half.
BAD LUCK DUCK
Forum Duck
Just phoned Trent psychological service in Chesterfield to confirm that I wish to proceed with something called CBT..
We can arrange a telephone call or video call on October 20th..
" what's wrong with you people..I don't do either of those and you got all my details there in front of you explaining circumstances, situation and reasons why a specific criteria as to be met if I'm to be a patient " I said...
"We don't do face to face in person appointments and have no contact details for you so have been unable to contact you and arrange anything " she said..
" If you don't have my phone number and address how did you call me two days ago or send me a letter or were able to confirm my details a second ago " I said...
She repeated herself talking bullshit and I said just send me a letter confirming that you are unable to fulfill your promise to help me and that you just keep messing me about and stalling all the time passing the buck..
Fucking liars..How is anyone supposed to confide and trust these people with real life past experiences and the effects they have on our every day lives when they're a bunch of lying incompetent fucking pc fucking excuse after excuse half wits. I wouldn't trust em to watch paint dry...fucking wankers..lying fucking bullshiting wankers...
If they don't have my details for writing letters or contacting me by phone..what the fucks this..
Oh yeah that's right I'm crazy and just imagined they phoned and wrote to me...
Well now your all crazy to and imagined you saw this post..
You crazy mad hallucinating nut jobs you...
We can arrange a telephone call or video call on October 20th..
" what's wrong with you people..I don't do either of those and you got all my details there in front of you explaining circumstances, situation and reasons why a specific criteria as to be met if I'm to be a patient " I said...
"We don't do face to face in person appointments and have no contact details for you so have been unable to contact you and arrange anything " she said..
" If you don't have my phone number and address how did you call me two days ago or send me a letter or were able to confirm my details a second ago " I said...
She repeated herself talking bullshit and I said just send me a letter confirming that you are unable to fulfill your promise to help me and that you just keep messing me about and stalling all the time passing the buck..
Fucking liars..How is anyone supposed to confide and trust these people with real life past experiences and the effects they have on our every day lives when they're a bunch of lying incompetent fucking pc fucking excuse after excuse half wits. I wouldn't trust em to watch paint dry...fucking wankers..lying fucking bullshiting wankers...
If they don't have my details for writing letters or contacting me by phone..what the fucks this..
Oh yeah that's right I'm crazy and just imagined they phoned and wrote to me...
Well now your all crazy to and imagined you saw this post..
You crazy mad hallucinating nut jobs you...
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
That seems to be the way they intend to go with face to face, @BAD LUCK DUCK they would prefer it if you had as little contact as possible,
T
The Departed
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Whose stacy? #stalker?