What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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MartytheMartian
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@BAD LUCK DUCK Having known a few folks, including my wife who have all tried to get the assistance of NHS Mental Health services and having tried CBT (Cognitive Behavioural Therapy) myself I have to say that, no matter what problem you have with the old 'Intel Inside' they are absolutely feckin' useless. They know practically feck all and merely tinker, usually doing more harm than good. Any cure will come from inside yourself as you figure things out and make changes. The brain is an incredible, God given device that has the ability to re-wire itself without some nincompoop with a degree in Penis Envy studies messing with it.
CBT is utter shite. When I was sent for it I think I messed with the fella's head. He was a very pleasant Polish geezer and, after about five minutes of trying to do CBT with me he gave up and we spent the rest of that session and the half dozen that followed just having a blether and a laugh.
CBT is utter shite. When I was sent for it I think I messed with the fella's head. He was a very pleasant Polish geezer and, after about five minutes of trying to do CBT with me he gave up and we spent the rest of that session and the half dozen that followed just having a blether and a laugh.
chas
Legendary Knight
Trying to do cbt remotely is fucking pointless. It's just ticking the box so they can say they're doing something.
In any therapy you need a strong rapport with the therapist. You have to trust and believe them. And they have to earn that, it's not something you have to give.
They may as well tell you to take a couple of fucking asprin.
It's the future Mrs Duck.
I've met her & not only is she lovely, she doesn't appear to be mentally defective in any way?
I reckon Duck must have drugged her
T
The Departed
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It's the future Mrs Duck.
I've met her & she's not only lovely, she doesn't appear to be mentally defective in any way?
I reckon Duck must have drugged her
Must be after posh cock
Steve 998cc
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Duck I had CBT my employer payed for it privately the therapist I had just listened and steered it. she ended my sessioons after 4 sessions like others on here I thought it was useless went back to work there was an incident and I used to much force. So was offered some more CBT. I saw the same therapist first words were if you wont be honest and tell me the real reason you have a problem I can't help you so I did open up to her don't remember driving home from the first 5/6 sessions discharged after 12 sessions been ok since that was nearly 20 years ago the only thing she gave me was some coping stratagies still got them. Only had to use them after 1 bad incidents at work. I will be forever grateful to Sue my therapist.
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CBT for myself as well.
It isn't a secret but I can't be arsed to type it all out. I'll tell ya'll over a beer or 10 at some point.
Meanwhile the short version is.......
She was hopeless. Far too much time spent at University. Not enough time spent in the real world
Her initial educated guess was a fair assumption. But it took me weeks to convince her that she was barking up the wrong tree.
It isn't a secret but I can't be arsed to type it all out. I'll tell ya'll over a beer or 10 at some point.
Meanwhile the short version is.......
She was hopeless. Far too much time spent at University. Not enough time spent in the real world
Her initial educated guess was a fair assumption. But it took me weeks to convince her that she was barking up the wrong tree.
chas
Legendary Knight
So can you imagine trying to do that over a phone call with no ability to read a person? It's absurd what Duck is being offered. A fucking fob off.
Doc Strange
Legendary Knight
Surely you didn't think any of us were talking about having undergone Cognitive Behavioural Therapy?
I don't think they offer that at Madam Sin's palace of scrotum kicking erotic pleasure?
@Bad Billy will know, he's got a season ticket
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Out on the bike this evening and some twat pulls out in front of me on a roundabout, so I sounded my horn and made a few hand signals whilst blasting past the car, anyway a few hundred yards after the roundabout are a set of lights, which were red, the car pulls up alongside me and the window comes down, so I'm prepared for an exchange of abuse, but the occupants are at least three very pissed (intoxicated) women, the driver included I believe, asking me if I've got a fucking light for their cigarette 
That pi$$ed before 8pm!the occupants are at least three very pissed (intoxicated) women, the driver included I believe, asking me if I've got a fucking light for their cigarette
Rock on, the Northamptonshire Chicks
T
The Departed
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Out on the bike this evening and some twat pulls out in front of me on a roundabout, so I sounded my horn and made a few hand signals whilst blasting past the car, anyway a few hundred yards after the roundabout are a set of lights, which were red, the car pulls up alongside me and the window comes down, so I'm prepared for an exchange of abuse, but the occupants are at least three very pissed (intoxicated) women, the driver included I believe, asking me if I've got a fucking light for their cigarette
Eeeeee if you was 40 years younger you'd have give them a right fucking.
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
No they were fat munters, I don't think even you would have
T
The Departed
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No they were fat munters; I don't think even you would have
True. I'm holding out and wouldn't want to scrape the barrel in case someone special finds out.
Don the Don
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Don't talk daft, a few pints and you would have been up them like a Rat up a drain pipe.
T
The Departed
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How is your Mum btw?
Don the Don
Legendary Knight
if you dig her up she won't complain
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T
The Departed
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Not again.
