Old Nick
Legendary Knight
That sounds really dangerous - another reason to avoid Tesla/Electric
It’s one thing when I lose my keys, it’s a whole new ball game of someone else can lose them for me
What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?
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It’s one thing when I lose my keys, it’s a whole new ball game of someone else can lose them for me
chas
Legendary Knight
It's not just electric cars, eldest spawn has a quite new V60 Volvo and the tech on that is boggling.That sounds really dangerous - another reason to avoid Tesla/Electric
It’s one thing when I lose my keys, it’s a whole new ball game of someone else can lose them for me
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
OH FUCK: I AM OUT OF HERE…
Could we PLEASE start a thread “which tree have you hugged today”?
(sorry folks, but my nerves are a little edgy lately… we are close to the next lockdown and Austria (you know the Anschluss-Deutschen) are already there…
Could we PLEASE start a thread “which tree have you hugged today”?
(sorry folks, but my nerves are a little edgy lately… we are close to the next lockdown and Austria (you know the Anschluss-Deutschen) are already there…
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
What’s boiling my piss?
Mates, seriously…. This is a witch-hunt! Next thing (and I am sure folks like Söder, when in their basement together with the inflatable Reichskanzlerrubberdoll, have thought about it) is sticking a yellow “NOT VACCINATED“ sticker to the lapel of all the folks who urgently need PROTECTION!!!
And then we have CZs: Coronazentrationslager. (It is for THEIR own safekeeping!!!)
Oh, we ARE sooo good at it.
ALWAYS WERE
Mates, seriously…. This is a witch-hunt! Next thing (and I am sure folks like Söder, when in their basement together with the inflatable Reichskanzlerrubberdoll, have thought about it) is sticking a yellow “NOT VACCINATED“ sticker to the lapel of all the folks who urgently need PROTECTION!!!
And then we have CZs: Coronazentrationslager. (It is for THEIR own safekeeping!!!)
Oh, we ARE sooo good at it.
ALWAYS WERE
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Ach don't worry @Capt. Drunkey the Russki's and their Allies will make Covid a thing of the past soon, very soon.
Scrappy
Legendary Knight
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
Please enlighten me… The Soviets have always been good at having something viral up their sleeves…!?
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
Ah no they are going to be using conventional warfare this time, sort of. Anti-Satellite missiles to eliminate GPS and military Comms satellites. blinding them and leaving them hunting around for old fashioned paper maps and general traditional invasion tactics. It will be like a modern version of old Adolf's playbook. They'll invade Ukraine and, if no-one complains too much they will then go for Lithuania, Latvia and quite possibly Poland. Meanwhile the Chinese will roll through Pakistan looking to seize the Middle East with assitance from Turkey on one side and obliterate Taiwan at the same time. The Chinese have been ever so slightly hindered because a covert military base they were building in the Middle East has been discovered and shut down but I don't doubt they have been building others and probably have them in Africa too. We're doomed I tells ya!
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
Ah, OK! Glad, I learned at the BoyScouts how to mark true south with my wristwatch!
You point the little hand at the sun and then the big hand points due south! Easypeasy!
That’s how we found Poland…
(Or was it Albania…!?
)
MartytheMartian
Legendary Knight
At least all those in 'quarantine' will have supplies in and be out of sight of the nasty Russki troops in the first wave. Send all the sheep out to be culled first.
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
…they’ll be hiding behind walls of toilet paper!
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
Is that like “coast guard, we are sinking”
German coast guard: “so, what are you thinking about?”
Capt. Drunkey
King Of The Schnitzelwiesels
Last picture I saw looked somewhat like this:
And from there, it went all downhill and ended with Gorbatschow…
chas
Legendary Knight
Spoke to my son today who is living in Germany. His local big town (Kassel) do not give the 3G's for entrance to bars etc. Only one G is valid.What’s boiling my piss?
Mates, seriously…. This is a witch-hunt! Next thing (and I am sure folks like Söder, when in their basement together with the inflatable Reichskanzlerrubberdoll, have thought about it) is sticking a yellow “NOT VACCINATED“ sticker to the lapel of all the folks who urgently need PROTECTION!!!
And then we have CZs: Coronazentrationslager. (It is for THEIR own safekeeping!!!)
Oh, we ARE sooo good at it.
ALWAYS WERE
The development in Austria is especially frightening. Because if they get away with that shit it'll follow suit
And I speak as someone double vaxxed and I've no problem boostering it. But there should be a choice.
chas
Legendary Knight
I had fuck all idea what that meant either.
Old Nick
Legendary Knight
chas
Legendary Knight
That's what you just *do* on Saturdays tho?I’ve just spent the last hour walking round in a big circle