What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

[Tallpaul]

Bloody hell, how much longer?

 

[MartytheMartian]

You know all this stuff with the Frogs not helping us stop the migrants, their fishermen kicking up because we want to stop them plundering our seas and Macron continually trying to screw us over Brexit makes me think that, before we get involved in a war with Russia we should first declare war on France and teach those slimy Frog bastards a lesson or two.

 

[DD67]

I reckon this proves beyond any doubt what the French position is on illegal immigration to the UK
Even after the UK have paid them millions to do something they should be willing to do for free.

BBC News - Channel migrants: Emmanuel Macron and Boris Johnson clash over crisis

Channel migrants: Emmanuel Macron and Boris Johnson clash over crisis

The French president accuses the UK prime minister of not being serious as diplomatic row escalates.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Don the Don]

Well goodbye now Barbados, says the Queen lets hope we don't have to send any money or supplies the next time you are in the shit after a hurricane or whatever, I bet they want money for past colonial history mind

Barbados prepares to cut ties with the Queen

Watch as we travel to the island to find out what Barbadians make of the move.

www.bbc.com

 

[Steve 998cc]

Theres milions of our service men laying in war graves that lost there live trying to pull there cowardly cobblers out the fire, but they forget that ungratefull b***ards.

 

[Foxy]

Barbadians??? When I was there a couple o years ago, they called theirsens Bajans!

 

[Sarky B’stard]

A few Barbadian politicians have been cheaply bought by the CCP without any popular plebiscite. They will soon realise what a bad deal they have cut and how racist most Chinese are. They will not enjoy the US reaction if PLA ships start arriving in Bridgetown.

 

[Holy Shit]

I reckon this proves beyond any doubt what the French position is on illegal immigration to the UK
Even after the UK have paid them millions to do something they should be willing to do for free.

BBC News - Channel migrants: Emmanuel Macron and Boris Johnson clash over crisis

Channel migrants: Emmanuel Macron and Boris Johnson clash over crisis

The French president accuses the UK prime minister of not being serious as diplomatic row escalates.

www.bbc.co.uk

One of the major contributors to the migrant crisis and a subject that hasn’t been discussed is that this situation has happened as a result of the long term failure of American foreign policy.
It’s interesting that none of the politicians,not one of them anywhere,has had the balls to mention this.
Biden is another feckless waste of space but I strongly believe Uncle Sam should be sticking his hand in his pocket and helping us out because he is the root cause of this madness,although we aren’t entirely blameless.
What sort of disaster is it going to take for these arrogant/ignorant cunts to wake up and do something??

 

[Scrappy]

One of the major contributors to the migrant crisis and a subject that hasn’t been discussed is that this situation has happened as a result of the long term failure of American foreign policy.
It’s interesting that none of the politicians,not one of them anywhere,has had the balls to mention this.
Biden is another feckless waste of space but I strongly believe Uncle Sam should be sticking his hand in his pocket and helping us out because he is the root cause of this madness,although we aren’t entirely blameless.
What sort of disaster is it going to take for these arrogant/ignorant cunts to wake up and do something??

I agree, but many European and other allied governments are not blameless either, as they were eager participants in much of that foreign policy, the UK for example with Tony Blair and his bullshit WMD dossier for invading Iraq, David Cameron in Syria, etc.

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

I fell over on some black ice...Fucking racist black ice and now got a gay leg and on a walking stick and every step I take I'm swearing my bollox off and feel like I'm gonna piss my pants...

This would not have happened if it had been white ice...
You just can't trust black ice...

Also work as given me a woman's bamboo walking stick to use which is meant for a midget that weighs two stone wet through...

I'm actually really pissed off and in proper gay black ice pain

Motorbike pain don't feel gay when you crash and stuff and it don't hurt like this...

Anyone got any ideas how to fix a gay leg...☹☹☹

 

[MartytheMartian]

Well that's simple @BAD LUCK DUCK you just straighten it and stop it being bent.

 

[half ton]

Well that's simple @BAD LUCK DUCK you just straighten it and stop it being bent.

And watch out when it stiffens up, nothing more worrying than anything gay with a stiffy

 

[Don the Don]

would one of these cheer you up @BAD LUCK DUCK

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

Well with those prognosis delivered by experts I no longer feel it necessary to amputate my own leg and corderise it on the log burner...
That was until I saw that gay walking stick and now I may have to amputate my head

 

[Old Nick]

I fell over on some black ice...Fucking racist black ice and now got a gay leg and on a walking stick and every step I take I'm swearing my bollox off and feel like I'm gonna piss my pants...

This would not have happened if it had been white ice...
You just can't trust black ice...

Also work as given me a woman's bamboo walking stick to use which is meant for a midget that weighs two stone wet through...

I'm actually really pissed off and in proper gay black ice pain

Motorbike pain don't feel gay when you crash and stuff and it don't hurt like this...

Anyone got any ideas how to fix a gay leg...☹☹☹

Why does this chap keep popping into my head reading this

 

[DD67]

This is one for @BAD LUCK DUCK

Turned up at the bus station 50 mins ago. The digital sign above the bay I needed said the next bus was due in 4 minutes.
4 minutes came & went & bus's parked in the bay but not the one I needed.
Then the info about my bus disappeared from the board.

That happened 3 times & eventually I asked someone WTF was going on?

Long story short...
Apparently I'd missed 3 buses because they'd parked up on different bays displaying totally different info!
When I pointed out what a f#cked up arrangement that is. The answer was..."If someone is parked in my bay. I have to park elsewhere"...
Fair enough but as a passenger, how would I know to look elsewhere for you?
"Dunno mate"

The term useless c#nts springs to mind

 

[smib]

Apparently I'd missed 3 buses, because in reality I had way too many pints of el' cheapo 99p Ruddles

 

[BAD LUCK DUCK]

This is one for @BAD LUCK DUCK

Turned up at the bus station 50 mins ago. The digital sign above the bay I needed said the next bus was due in 4 minutes.
4 minutes came & went & bus's parked in the bay but not the one I needed.
Then the info about my bus disappeared from the board.

That happened 3 times & eventually I asked someone WTF was going on?

Long story short...
Apparently I'd missed 3 buses because they'd parked up on different bays displaying totally different info!
When I pointed out what a f#cked up arrangement that is. The answer was..."If someone is parked in my bay. I have to park elsewhere"...
Fair enough but as a passenger, how would I know to look elsewhere for you?
"Dunno mate"

The term useless c#nts springs to mind

A decent driver like myself would have hobbled off his bus in great pain and said " screw you guys, I'm going home " on a day like today but
usual protocol is to give a shout to let everyone know that the bus is not in the usual bay and if you were all capable of independent thought you may have actually noticed I parked in the next bay along "
See I'm a kind and nice driver

 

[DD67]

Only 1 Ruddles & 1 Abbott Ale @smib.
I really must try harder when they have offers like that

 

[DD67]

If you were all capable of independent thought you may have actually noticed I parked in the next bay along "

If that was the case myself & the others would have spotted the bus Duck.
It was 9 bays away & impossible to see from where we were waiting.
Obviously the driver isn't as professional as yourself. He didn't give any shout out about being in the wrong location.
And apparently he couldn't have given less of a f#ck?

The old dear behind me gave him a proper earful & reckons his boss will be hearing about it as well
I thought he was a ignorant c#nt. But I was just glad to finally be getting home.