What's Boiling Your Pi$$ Today?

Scrappy

Legendary Knight
Well my piss is virtually vapourised today! I went out to service the Daytona today. Rolled her out of the Shed put her up on the ABBA stand and removed the left side fairing in preparation for the job. Went to start her up to warm the oil before draining it and she wouldn't start. The last few times I have tried her she ain't been the easiest to start so I check she was getting fuel (yep). OK I think, I'll take the tank off and simply swap out the plugs and coil packs as I had fresh plugs to hand and a set of coil packs that I know are good (from my dismantled Sprint). Unplug the tank to remove it and one of the connectors won't shut off. Not a problem I think, I'll just prop the tank up to stop the petrol leaking out of the connector and it should be OK when it's plugged back in. Swap the plugs and coil pack and then use my hose extensions to check if she starts or not and she starts right off the button so I think 'Sorted'. Unplug the hose extension kit and guess what..... The feckin connector on the tank cracks!!! Arrrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!!! OK I think, I've got another fuel pump panel with one intact quick connector on it so all I need to do is take it off and fit it on but, of course, it sheared off when I tried to remove it....... Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard!!!!!!

The Daytona is due for MOT next week and of course this being a bank holiday weekend I won't get any replacements until about the day the bike would be due for MOT and not only that, but my stepson is coming next week and, with him here to look after his mother I could actually get out and do some decent hours in the saddle. Sometimes I think God is taking the piss out of me!

That's shite luck mate. Those fucking plastic connectors on fuel pumps are a crime against humanity, and whoever designed them should be put up against a wall and shot! 😜
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Aye I do believe that Ducati and Aprilia also used them or rather, I am guessing that Acerbis, the same outfit who provided plastic tanks to Aprilia, Ducati and Triumph, used them.
Metal replacements are available Marty.
I used to have a note of the supplier inc their part number but I can't find it.
The part isn't particular to motorcycle tanks. Therefore, it isn't daft money. Around £20 rings a bell.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
They are thirty odd quid apiece now @DD67 and they are made by CPC who are the same company that make the plastic ones. It's twenty odd quid for the plastic ones. The kind that screw into the fuel pump plate are not made by anyone else and there only seem to be two companies in the UK that stock them and only one of those is on fleabay which I think is why the buggers are so expensive for stupid wee things. You can get in-line versions in plastic that look almost identical and only cost about six quid for both connecting parts.
 

BAD LUCK DUCK

Forum Duck
Well my piss is virtually vapourised today! I went out to service the Daytona today. Rolled her out of the Shed put her up on the ABBA stand and removed the left side fairing in preparation for the job. Went to start her up to warm the oil before draining it and she wouldn't start. The last few times I have tried her she ain't been the easiest to start so I check she was getting fuel (yep). OK I think, I'll take the tank off and simply swap out the plugs and coil packs as I had fresh plugs to hand and a set of coil packs that I know are good (from my dismantled Sprint). Unplug the tank to remove it and one of the connectors won't shut off. Not a problem I think, I'll just prop the tank up to stop the petrol leaking out of the connector and it should be OK when it's plugged back in. Swap the plugs and coil pack and then use my hose extensions to check if she starts or not and she starts right off the button so I think 'Sorted'. Unplug the hose extension kit and guess what..... The feckin connector on the tank cracks!!! Arrrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!!! OK I think, I've got another fuel pump panel with one intact quick connector on it so all I need to do is take it off and fit it on but, of course, it sheared off when I tried to remove it....... Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard!!!!!!

The Daytona is due for MOT next week and of course this being a bank holiday weekend I won't get any replacements until about the day the bike would be due for MOT and not only that, but my stepson is coming next week and, with him here to look after his mother I could actually get out and do some decent hours in the saddle. Sometimes I think God is taking the piss out of me!
This is very reminiscent of my old sprint...
I miss my old bike very much 😢
🦆
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
Been doing some research and apparently these connectors are made by a company called Cole-Parmer who are a company who specialise in laboratory products. I am guessing the damn things were never designed to be used in motorcycle fuel injection systems.
 

MartytheMartian

Legendary Knight
When the things are going they are going well @BAD LUCK DUCK but someone in design at Triumph in the late nineties was seriously taking the piss with the use of the Acerbis nylon tanks and these plastic 'quick release' couplings not to mention the frail regulator/rectifier units and sprag clutches. The problems with nylon (as used in moulding the tanks) allowing water through and not taking paint well have apparently been well known in industry for decades although the use of ethanol in fuel has made it much worse and, as I said above, these quick couplers are meant to be used in laboratories and not on motorcycles.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
This is just annoying, more than piss boiling.

Do any of you guys that live in the more densely populated areas of the UK. Have Starship delivery robots in your area? We've had them for approx 18 months.
They look like this...
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Mrs DD thinks they are cool, cute & funny. Therefore she's been using the "free" delivery offer to have things like milk & bread delivered. When the robots turn up they play a pre chosen music track to announce their presence. Whilst flashing their various lights like a disco. Hence the reason my other half thinks they are cute etc 🙄

But every time I look into ordering something from our local Tesco store. The items in my online basket always seem to be far more expensive than the in store prices 🤔
Mrs DD always denies that's the case & she's also willing to overlook the 5% added to the invoice & described as "fees"
Remember, they are offering free delivery. So what exactly are the "fees"? Are they charging the customer a fee for using any kind of card payment? When the customer has no choice but to do so.

Anyway...
I decided to try placing an order for a few bits inc some beer for tonight/the weekend.
A beer I know that Tesco stock wasn't available. So I settled on another 10 can pack which was £13 via Starship.
But in the end I decided to walk to the shop to see if they had the beer I initially wanted?
Whilst there I spotted the £13 for a 10 pack being sold for £8. To make matters worse the regular price was listed as only £10, it's on offer at £8.
So why is it 38.5%/£5 more expensive via Starship? 🤔
Also none of Tescos famous 3 bottles of beer for £5 deals were available via Starship.

All the daily essentials like milk etc are only a few pennies more expensive. Presumably because they know that most folk know what that costs in the store.

Bear this in mind for when these little black/white fellas come to your area. In the meantime I reckon I'll continue to dodge the robots when I walk to the shop 🙂

PS...
Anyone in the lawless, badlands north of Leicester. Need not concern themselves with any of the above. I doubt you'll be getting robot deliveries any time this decade 😉
 

Public Enemy

Enforcer
Staff member
This is just annoying, more than piss boiling.

Do any of you guys that live in the more densely populated areas of the UK. Have Starship delivery robots in your area? We've had them for approx 18 months.
They look like this...
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Mrs DD thinks they are cool, cute & funny. Therefore she's been using the "free" delivery offer to have things like milk & bread delivered. When the robots turn up they play a pre chosen music track to announce their presence. Whilst flashing their various lights like a disco. Hence the reason my other half thinks they are cute etc 🙄

But every time I look into ordering something from our local Tesco store. The items in my online basket always seem to be far more expensive than the in store prices 🤔
Mrs DD always denies that's the case & she's also willing to overlook the 5% added to the invoice & described as "fees"
Remember, they are offering free delivery. So what exactly are the "fees"? Are they charging the customer a fee for using any kind of card payment? When the customer has no choice but to do so.

Anyway...
I decided to try placing an order for a few bits inc some beer for tonight/the weekend.
A beer I know that Tesco stock wasn't available. So I settled on another 10 can pack which was £13 via Starship.
But in the end I decided to walk to the shop to see if they had the beer I initially wanted?
Whilst there I spotted the £13 for a 10 pack being sold for £8. To make matters worse the regular price was listed as only £10, it's on offer at £8.
So why is it 38.5%/£5 more expensive via Starship? 🤔
Also none of Tescos famous 3 bottles of beer for £5 deals were available.

All the daily essentials like milk etc are only a few pennies more expensive. Presumably because they know that most folk know what that costs in the store.

Bear this in mind for when these little black/white fellas come to your area. In the meantime I reckon I'll continue to dodge the robots when I walk to the shop 🙂

PS...
Anyone in the lawless, badlands north of Leicester. Need not concern themselves with any of the above. I doubt you'll be getting robot deliveries any time this decade 😉
Milk still arrives by horse and cart up here.
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
I didn't know they were on the loose in those postcodes where armoured delivery was required.
According to the staff at my local Tesco. Our area of Northampton was chosen as one of the first areas in the UK to trial the idea. Due to its incredibly low crime rate.
It turns out that all those curtain twitching old b@stards have their uses after all Sarky 😃

Here's a timeline for Starship & their global rollout...
 

DD67

The Peace Keeper
Staff member
Can you select any music you want for the thing? I'd have it playing the Anti- Nowhere League's "I hate People"
Ours always seem to play "We Will Rock You"
But there's several different tracks to choose from.
Once I've kidnapped one & held it for ransome. I'll suggest your choice of track as part of the negotiations for its safe release 🙂
 
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